Friday, May 11, 2007

You May Indeed be a Yuppie....read on for Part 2

If you go to Barnes and Noble, sprawl yourself and your family out on the carpeted floor, read books until you get bored, and then go home without buying anything, you are a yuppie.

If you go for a relaxing bike ride in the park on a Saturday, throw on a pair of jogging pants and bring a bottle of water, you are a regular person. However, if you don overpriced neon biking shorts with matching helmet and gloves and really believe that you are indeed Lance Armstrong while going 50 along the bike path, then you are a yuppie and you have probably mowed down a child or two who was innocently trying to get to the playground.

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