Part 3 of Yuppie Quiz

If you were indignant last week when the local bagel shop ran out of triple tofu light strawberry flavored cream cheese, the deli clerk rolled his eyes at you, and the guy behind scream “Move it along Shirley- go eat some grass in the park and let me get my bagel”, then you are a yuppie, and for your sake and that of your protruding vein by your right eyebrow, I hope the big tofu truck delivers your goods ( quickly!),……………..oh yeah and I apologize for my Uncle Charlie who was in back of you in line that day.